Are you ready for your online degree from a real university?
U of Crap is ready for you!
Learning has no bounds....
We have the right degree. Right Now
Associates Degree:
Don't try to impress any one right away. Hang one of these bad boys on your cubical wall and let them just think you're moving up to middle management...one of these days!
Don't try to impress any one right away. Hang one of these bad boys on your cubical wall and let them just think you're moving up to middle management...one of these days!
What does a degree from the
University of idontgiveacrap
give you? Lots of cool crap!
A personalized degree certificate
with your very own name of it! Yep, They look great! From a distance they will look just like real college degrees! Ready to frame and hang in your cubicle, next to the broom closet or next your favorite photograph of grandma!
Just make sure to spell your name right when you order it! This is the only test you really have to reach these higher levels of learning!
with your very own name of it! Yep, They look great! From a distance they will look just like real college degrees! Ready to frame and hang in your cubicle, next to the broom closet or next your favorite photograph of grandma!
Just make sure to spell your name right when you order it! This is the only test you really have to reach these higher levels of learning!
Get the 'I be graduated' package....
Ok, here it is! The official University of Crap 'I be graduated' package! It not only comes with a personalized certificate that is frame ready but also a Series 1 University shirt...we retired this design years ago but will offer it only until the
Higher learning. Not so much...
Bachelors Degree:
Yep, you're on your way! Other spend at least 4 years in school and thousands of dollars...you are a few clicks away and only a few bucks from an awesome degree..and a brighter future. Hopefully.
Yep, you're on your way! Other spend at least 4 years in school and thousands of dollars...you are a few clicks away and only a few bucks from an awesome degree..and a brighter future. Hopefully.
Have a Masters..be a master..er somethin'
Masters Degree:
Look smart..at a much better price! A Masters Degree will impress everyone around you...maybe they'll give you the corner office! You know, the one with the large windows facing the alley!
Look smart..at a much better price! A Masters Degree will impress everyone around you...maybe they'll give you the corner office! You know, the one with the large windows facing the alley!
Is there a Doctor in the house?!
Doctoral PhD Degree:
Your mother always wanted to have a doctor in the family and now is your golden opportunity to help her with that dream! Women dig doctors..here ya go!
Your mother always wanted to have a doctor in the family and now is your golden opportunity to help her with that dream! Women dig doctors..here ya go!